Woof! Hello humans! I bet you all want to know how things are going with me and Fluffy the new puppy.
Why is she even here? Does mommy really need another doggie? She is super annoying you guys. Grrr!!
She keeps chasing me around and I caught her in my kennel multiple times. She tries to eat my food that she can’t even chew properly and then to top it off she thinks my doggy bed is hers.
She keeps laying on it. Who does that? I swear it’s like she’s a copycat.
That would explain why she’s so flexible. I think she’s trying to take over.
It’s my territory and my mommy Renza. Oh and I see how she bites mommy. She bites everyone!
We're allowed to hang out sometimes so that we can bond. We are separated for now. I do the sniffing thing, but she only smells like trouble. I wonder how I can sell a puppy.
Will they even notice she’s gone? I licked her head the other day for the first time and she tasted like trouble too. I wrote a little ad for selling a puppy. Let me know if it sounds right.
Naughty Puppy For Sale!
Woof! I’m looking for someone that wants to buy a puppy. She’s a poodle mixed with Maltese or some other breed. I’m not sure. She’s 7 weeks old and sleeps a lot. She won’t bother you that much I promise. Only when she's awake. Be careful not to leave your feet exposed, because she eats feet. She’s cute so that might make up for her evil nature.
Call 0800 HELP ME
I’ll give her to the first caller.
Fluffy attacking me! |
I'll be on the lookout for any bad behavior and report back to you guys. After one month if she has not changed her evil ways, then I'm posting the ad.
Woooof! Woof!
Update on Fluffy the puppy!!
So Fluffy and I are besties now you guys. Don't ask me how that happened. I think she brainwashed me too. I stopped running away from her and then realized she just wants to play.
Nap Time |
We play for hours and hours and I share everything with her except my food. Food is off limits! Grrr!!!
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Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger
Likes: Playing and hanging out with Renza and Fluffy, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves
Pic credit: Mommy Renza and her cheap phone camera.
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